Brassic
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Brassic Farmer Jim Festival Rant Mug
For Brassic fans who like their brews as strong as their language! Bring a bit of Hawley’s favourite, fabulously foul-mouthed farmer to your kitchen cupboard with this Brassic homage. One side shows Farmer Jim in all his woolly-hatted glory; the rest is plastered with his legendary tirade about middle-class festival-goers, designer wellies and disco biscuits – unfiltered and utterly hilarious.
£8.00
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Brassic: “Your Pony’s A Cunt” Mug
The most brutally honest mug you’ll ever own.Straight from Brassic’s wildest mouth — Big Jim — comes one of the most iconic and unfiltered quotes from the series. This mug isn’t for the faint-hearted, but for fans who love their humour raw, loud, and straight out of Hawley. Made from durable ceramic and fully microwave/dishwasher safe, it’s the ultimate conversation starter (or ender) for your morning brew. Warning: May cause offence. Or laughter. Usually both.
£8.00
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Brassic “nosey shot the crow” farmer Jim mug
Get ready to drink your morning coffee in style with the Brassic “nosey shot the crow” farmer Jim mug. This quirky mug features farmer Jim’s hilarious quote, making it the perfect conversation starter.
£8.00
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Brassic: Farmer Jim “Would Anybody Like A Disco Biscuit?” Mug
Would anybody like a disco biscuit?Straight from the chaotic world of Brassic, this mug features Big Jim in all his legendary glory — delivering one of the show’s most quoted lines with rainbow flair and a thousand-yard stare. Perfect for fans of the series who appreciate a bit of unhinged humour with their brew, this mug is made from durable ceramic and is microwave and dishwasher safe. Ideal for gifting to your Brassic-watching crew or keeping for yourself when your mornings need a bit of Mancunian madness. Tea. Chaos. Disco biscuits. Standard.
£8.00
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Brassic: Tommo Sweet Heart Mug
Sip your morning brew in style with this Brassic TV mug featuring Tommo and his signature phrase. Express your love for the show and add some humuor to your daily routine. Perfect for fans of the sex dungeon owning sweet heart.
£8.00
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Brassic "Carl Slater Bums Dogs" Mug
For fans of chaos, council estates, and questionable decisions.Inspired by one of the most outrageous moments in British telly, this mug is pure Brassic energy — unfiltered, unapologetic, and absolutely not safe for HR meetings. Whether you're sipping your morning brew or winding down with a late-night cuppa, this mug brings proper lad banter to every slurp. Made from durable ceramic and fully dishwasher and microwave safe, it’s a top-tier gift for Brassic superfans, mischief-makers, or anyone who loves telly that doesn’t play by the rules. Warning: Contains strong vibes and even stronger references.
£8.00
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Brassic: Farmer Jim "Christmas Is A Cunt" Mug
Get in the holiday spirit with the Brassic: Farmer Jim "Christmas Is A Cunt" Mug! Featuring everyone's favorite foul-mouthed farmer, this sturdy ceramic mug is perfect for sipping your festive brew. Guaranteed to add a touch of humour (and profanity) to your morning routine. Happy holidays, ya cunts!
£8.00
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Brassic: Davey MacDonagh “Hello Vincent” Mug
“Hello Vincent.” Iconic.Channel the unbothered brilliance of Davey from Brassic with this hilarious mug featuring his unforgettable intro line. Whether you’re on the job, on the sofa, or just pretending to hold it together — this mug’s got the stone-cold stare and energy to match. Made from durable ceramic and both microwave and dishwasher safe, it’s perfect for fans of the show who love a bit of offbeat northern humour. Bonus points: the actor himself gave it the nod, so you know it’s proper.
£8.00
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Set of 4 Brassic coasters
Protect your coffee table with this set of 4 Brassic coasters! Featuring designs inspired by the popular TV show, these coasters add a touch of fun to your home decor. They are durable and easy to clean. Say goodbye to water rings and hello to stylish functionality!
£9.00
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Brassic: Farmer Jim festival rant jigsaw (120 pieces) + Tin
Piece together some laughs with this Brassic jigsaw featuring Farmer Jim's hilarious and iconic festival rant. 120 pieces of pure entertainment guaranteed!
£12.00
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Brassic: "Happy Valentine's Day Sweet Heart" Tommo Card
Looking for a quirky yet heartfelt way to express your love this Valentine's Day? Look no further than our Brassic "Happy Valentine's Day Sweet Heart" Card! Featuring beloved icon Tommo, this card is sure to make your significant other swoon. Express your love with a touch of humour and charm.
£3.50
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Brassic: Tommo Spunk Mug
This Brassic Tommo spunk mug features a crude saying that adds a touch of humor to your morning routine. Made of durable material, it’s perfect for enjoying your favourite hot beverage. A must-have for any Brassic fan with a cheeky sense of humour.
£8.00
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Brassic: "Happy Valentine's Day You Cunt" Farmer Jim Card
Celebrate the day of love with the perfect card for fans of Brassic and crude humour. Show your love with this "Happy Valentine's Day You Cunt " card featuring Farmer Jim from the hit show. Perfect for those who don't take themselves too seriously and enjoy a good laugh!
£3.50
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Brassic: Saint Farmer Jim Mug
For fans of farmer Jim from Brassic.
£8.00
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Brassic: Vinnie O’Neil Opening Dialogue Mug
Start your day with a brew and a bit of Vinnie’s gospel. This mug features the legendary opening monologue from Brassic, delivered by Vinnie in all its no-holds-barred brilliance. A raw, witty, and brutally honest take on class, struggle, and finding your people — because it’s not about having nothing, it’s about having your mates. Whether you're a die-hard fan of Brassic or just someone who knows the system’s a joke, this mug doesn’t whisper — it shouts. ⚠️ Explicit language — just like Vinnie intended.
£8.00
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Brassic Farmer Jim Disco Biscuit Phone Case [rubber]
Add some funky flair to your phone with this Brassic Farmer Jim Disco Biscuit Phone Case. Show off your love for the iconic line from the show, while also protecting your phone with this unique and playful case.
£9.00
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Personalised Brassic Mug
Show off your love for the hit show Brassic with our personalised mug featuring the show's cast. Made from ceramic, this mug is perfect for enjoying your favourite beverage. Add a personal touch to your drinkware collection and sip in style.
£9.00
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Brassic Cast Mug
The gang’s all here — and so is your next brew.Show your love for Hawley’s finest with this bold Brassic mug featuring the full chaotic season 4 cast in all their mad glory. With its vibrant wraparound design and iconic logo, this is the ultimate cup for fans who’ve been there since Vinnie’s first scheme. Made from durable ceramic and fully microwave/dishwasher safe, it’s perfect for work, home, or gifting to your partner-in-crime. Whether you're sipping tea or plotting your next dodgy deal, do it in Brassic style. Loud, proud, and absolutely not safe for boring tea breaks.
£8.00
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Brassic: Vinnie And Erin “34% Was Always Enough” Mug
Sip your morning brew with a smile using our Brassic Vinnie and Erin mug. Featuring the iconic duo and Erin's infamous "34% was always enough" quote, this mug is the perfect way to start your day.
£8.00
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Vinnie O’Neil Brassic Mug
Low effort. High chaos. Pure Brassic.Celebrate your love for Brassic with this sleek, minimalist mug featuring a stylised nod to the show’s main man and that iconic red logo. No frills, no fuss — just straight-up northern brilliance in mug form. Perfect for your morning brew, your late-night cuppa, or as a low-key nod to your favourite gang of lovable screw-ups. Made from durable ceramic and fully dishwasher and microwave safe, it’s the ideal gift for fans who appreciate the Brassic madness without needing to shout about it. Clean. Cool. A little bit dodgy — just like the show.
£8.00
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Happy Father's Day You Cunt - Farmer Jim Brassic Card
Treat Dad to a Father’s Day he’ll never forget with this gloriously rude greeting card. Against a soft sky-blue backdrop sprinkled with heart silhouettes, telly’s most notorious farmer gives a double thumbs-up while the bold red slogan does all the talking. It’s the perfect mash-up of mushy sentiment and unapologetic banter – ideal for dads who like their affection served with a side order of foul-mouthed fun.
£3.50
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Brassic: Season 4 cast jigsaw (120 pieces) + Tin
Piece together your love for Brassic with our jigsaw featuring the main cast! With 120 pieces, this jigsaw is sure to provide endless fun and satisfaction. Perfect for fans of the show and jigsaw puzzle enthusiasts alike. Get ready to have a fun time!
£12.00
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Brassic: Farmer Jim Mug
Get ready for some fun with our farmer Jim mug! Featuring amazing artwork by the incredible talented Russian artist @olesya_trio, this mug is perfect for anyone with a good sense of humour. Sip your coffee or tea with a quirky twist and start your day off with a smile.
£8.00
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Happy Mother's Day You Cunt - Farmer Jim Brassic Card
Celebrate Mother's Day with a cheeky twist! This farmer Jim card from Brassic is perfect for the unconventional mum who appreciates a bit of crude humour. Show her some love with this one-of-a-kind card.
£3.50